Mommy Quotes

I love quotes, LOVE em! So here's some of my favorite mommy quotes :) I found these on many different sites. Enjoy!

“A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.” ~ Anonymous

“When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child.” ~Sophia Loren

“Before you were conceived I wanted you. Before you were born I loved you. Before you were here an hour I would die for you. This is the miracle of love.” ~Maureen Hawkins

While we try to teach our children all about life,
Our children teach us what life is all about.  ~Angela Schwindt

"You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back."  ~William D. Tammelus

"Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body."  ~Elizabeth Stone

 and here's some funny ones -----

"You don't scare me, I have a toddler!"

"Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard" ~ Author Unknown

"A child is a curly dimpled lunatic."  ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sweater, n.:  garment worn by child when its mother is feeling chilly.  ~Ambrose Bierce

“When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice safe playpen. When they’re finished, I climb out.” ~ Erma Bombeck

"People who say they sleep like a baby usually don’t have one.” ~Leo J. Burke

“The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” ~ Lane Olinhouse